Wednesday, May 6, 2009 - 7:54 PM
Let's talk about yesterday, CS and Sponge managed to come over my place at last. CS got no choice but to abandon his bicycle over there and took a cab over to my place and we had dinner at Plaza 888. Oh ya, forget to thanx CS,Sponge and my dear for that lovely chicken bun they bought over at 7-eleven and pretend it as my cake, but i realise now in year 2009 no people use candles anymore, they use cigarettes as my candle. Well we hangout till around 2am in the morning then i went back to sleep not before lending my laptop to CS and Sponge where they ton till 6am then go back.
What should i talk about my birth date,
Hell of a day for me. I tot usually on your birthday things will go your way, but not in my case, Singapore General Hospital just called today regarding my Ultra Scan appointment which will be on 14
th may, what shocked me is that the nurse told me the bill will be a whooping $256, that means my overall medical bill is at $400+ at the moment, I didn't know that my ball(testis) would worth this much, and its only 1 side so both of my balls(testis) are worth $800+ :) Cool right!!
Anyway my dear
sms me and told me bout this news....
Secretary accidentally bites off boss' penis!A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.
Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover's organ.
The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.
To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.
The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.
'On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently. After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,' he said.
The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.
The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.
Can you believe that? I guess my day is worst but i guess this guy are a few steps ahead of me. Well no offence to both of the victim but....
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GET A ROOM?? YOU ARE A BOSS RIGHT??
Because of your Kiamsiap attitude you lost your Penis, but don't worry because if im not wrong the Doctor can joint it back for u, but please make sure you attend your rehabilitation k? If not wait your cock can't stand anymore and it would be pity.
Everyone, let's wish him goodluck bah.
I hope you're not Gary Ng if not your fucking career is over...
Im gonna go cook myself a bowl of Maggi Mee to celebrate my birthday.
